These NSFW Gift Ideas Will Up the Naughty Factor This V-Day
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Valentine’s Day is definitely a romantic holiday, but romance and bedroom fun often go hand in hand. If you’ve already done the flowers-and-chocolates thing, and want to find a way to spice things up a little, consider giving your significant other a naughty V-Day gift.
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These 12 items — ranging from candles to handcuffs — are all great options in their own right, meant to help keep that spark going when it’s looking like this V-Day might just be a total dud.
Let’s get shopping, shall we?
Woo More Play Coconut Love Oil
Lube on-the-go? Well, you never know, right? Woo More Play’s quickie Coconut Love Oil is organic, doubles as a moisturizer, and won’t leave either person feeling slimy or sticky. Whether it’s kept in a pocket or purse, if a Valentine’s Day quickie is on the horizon, it’s best to be prepared.
Lovehoney Lingerie
Valentine’s Day is a special occasion, and quality lingerie was made for special occasions. We’re not talking about standard underwear here; we’re talking about lacy, frilly, see-through numbers that titillate and tantalize. And when it comes to sexy lingerie, no one does it better than Lovehoney. They have body suits and teddies, crotchless panties and costumes, chemises, corsets and basques (whatever those are), as well as a wide variety of sizing options.
The Functional Chocolate Libido Bar
Chocolate as a romantic gift isn’t exactly groundbreaking, but what about the raspberry kind that’ll enhance your libido with each bite? The Functional Chocolate Libido Bar encourages a healthy and horny evening with its chocolate that’s been infused with botanicals, vitamins and amino acids to help put people in the mood for lovin’. Need we say more? Take a bite, or two, maybe three — it’s Valentine’s Day!
Monarch Unisex Plush Lined Microfiber Robe
If your partner’s not exactly comfortable heading to a spa in the middle of a pandemic, bring it to them this V-Day. With a few candles lit and the baby oil at the ready, pamper them as best you know how. Once you’ve gotten all those tension knots out, let them lounge around in this generously sized, soft AF robe with a glass of wine and not a care in the world.
Crave Cuffs
If you’re tempted to bring a little bit of kink into the bedroom, cuffs are a good starting point. This pair from Crave is your basic black leather with a stainless steel link, easily wearable as an everyday piece of jewelry when not being used as a soft restraint for your partner. Wearing a piece of your wild side in public? Who woulda thought.
Lovense Lush 3 Bluetooth Vibrator
Speaking of public fun, if you and your partner appreciate a little exhibitionist thrill of trying risqué things out in the open, why not try the best distance toy around — at least according to the 2022 AskMen Dating Awards — in the Lovense Lush 3? It’s also a perfect gift for long-distance couples, allowing one partner total control of the vibrations and intensity the other one is experiencing.
Fun Factory Bootie Fem
Around Valentine’s Day, many couples’ thoughts turn to their sexual bucket lists and/or yes/no/maybe lists. If you’ve been meaning to explore the backdoor a little more, Fun Factory has some, well, fun in store. The brand new Bootie Fem is an anal plug designed for people with vulvas, since so many prostate-forward anal toys aren’t conceived with them in mind. Offer your special someone a beautiful starter toy for your journey into the great beyond — er, behind.
We-Vibe Chorus Vibrator
Looking for a sex toy that’ll please the both of you? Look no further than the We-Vibe Chorus, which hits the clitoris and the G-spot for her pleasure, while being slim enough to allow for simultaneous penile penetration. Best of all for you, you’ll be able to feel the vibrations as well, meaning it’s win-win-win.
Ballsy Ball Wash
You know what’s really, truly, undeniably sexy? A good-smelling pair of balls. Whether you’re the owner of those testicles, or just the person who’s going to be getting up close and personal with ’em, there’s nothing worse than dropped trou that leads to a seriously terrible odor. To save all the nostrils in the room, especially on a day like Valentine’s Day, check out the Ball Wash from Ballsy.
Boy Smells Slow Burn Candle
Instead of going super cliché with a bouquet of flowers, how about a candle that’ll transport you to the floral garden? A part of the limited Hypernature series, this Slow Burn candle from Boy Smells goes on all in on the aromas with black pepper, labdanum, amber, and cedarwood, among others. The scents will fill up any room, helping to set the vibe for what’ll hopefully be an evening to remember with that special someone.
Secret Male SMI022 Bikini
Guys deserve nice lingerie too, and whether your partner could use an upgrade in the underwear department or you want to buy a pair for yourself as a gift for them (or both?), this sexy pair of lacy briefs both shows off and conceals — along with a gorgeous little rose on top for a pop of color. Now that’s a Valentine’s Day treat.
MysteryVibe Tenuto 2 Male Vibrator
Valentine’s Day is an excellent opportunity to gift him something fun for the bedroom, and with the promise of “four powerful motors” and “16 intensities,” the Tenuto might just become his new best friend. This male vibrator is a wearable device that “simultaneously stimulates multiple areas, increasing blood flow and heightening sensations” during playtime. Oh, and did we mention orgasms? Because there will most likely be lots and lots of orgasms.
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